Escape to Paradise: Villa Coco Awaits in Lanzarote!
Escape to Paradise: Villa Coco Awaits in Lanzarote! - My Brain Dump Review (Prepare for a Rollercoaster!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from trying to escape to paradise at Villa Coco in Lanzarote, and my brain is still buzzing. This isn't your cookie-cutter review; this is me, unfiltered, spilling the beans. So, grab a coffee (or a stiff drink, depending on how you roll), and let’s dive in.
First Impressions (and a Few Hiccups):
Right off the bat, let me tell you, the photos? They almost do it justice. The villa itself? Stunning. Modern, sleek, with that classic Lanzarote volcanic vibe. The exterior corridor felt super secure, which is a big plus for a solo traveler like me. And the view? Oh. My. God. The pool with a view? Yeah, that's the money shot. You could spend all day just staring at the ocean, sipping something cold. (Speaking of which, the bottle of water waiting for you in the room is a nice touch, even if it's just the tip of the iceberg of what you'll drink.)
Now, the accessibility… well, let's just say it’s mostly there. The elevator was a lifesaver, and the facilities for disabled guests seemed pretty decent. But I did see a few potential stumbling blocks – some tight turns in the hallways, and the terrain around the pool could be tricky for someone with mobility issues. So, definitely double-check specific needs before you book.
The Room – My Sanctuary (and Occasional Frustration):
My room? Okay, let's be honest, it was amazing. The air conditioning was a godsend (Lanzarote sun is no joke!), and the blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping in (which I needed). I loved the desk – I could actually work from the room, thanks to the decent Internet access – wireless (more on that later). The complimentary tea was a nice touch, and having a refrigerator to keep my emergency snacks cold was essential.
The bathroom? The separate shower/bathtub was a luxury, and the hair dryer actually worked! (A small victory, I tell ya.) The bathrobes were plush, and the slippers were… well, I wore them everywhere. Okay, maybe not everywhere.
But, and this is a big but, the Internet situation was… frustrating. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access – LAN. But in reality, the Wi-Fi was a bit patchy. Some days it was blazing fast, other days… I was staring at a spinning wheel of death. I even tried the Internet [LAN] connection, but it wasn't much better. This is a big deal if you need to work or stream Netflix. (And let's be real, who doesn't need to stream Netflix on vacation?)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (Mostly Good!):
Okay, the food. This is where things get interesting. The breakfast [buffet] was pretty standard, but the Asian breakfast option was a welcome surprise! I’m a sucker for noodles in the morning, what can I say? The coffee/tea in restaurant was decent, but the coffee shop down the street was my go-to.
The restaurants on-site offered a good variety. The International cuisine in restaurant was solid, and the Western cuisine in restaurant was, well, safe. But my absolute favorite? The Vegetarian restaurant. Seriously, I'm not even a full-time vegetarian, but the dishes were incredible. The flavors were fresh, the presentation was beautiful, and I swear, I ate enough of their lentil soup to become 80% lentil.
The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, perfect for a quick drink or a snack. And the happy hour? Let's just say I made some… interesting decisions during happy hour. The snack bar was clutch for those late-night cravings. I never made it to the desserts in restaurant, as I was usually too stuffed from the mains. I did, however, take advantage of the room service [24-hour] more than once – because sometimes, you just need a burger in your bathrobe.
Things to Do – Relaxation Level: Expert (or at Least, Attempted):
Okay, the spa/sauna was heavenly. I spent a good chunk of my time sweating out all the stress of… well, everything. The massage was divine – I almost fell asleep. I didn't try the body scrub or the body wrap, mainly because I was too busy lounging by the pool. The swimming pool [outdoor] was perfect. The pool with view was exactly as I wanted.
I also made a half-hearted attempt at the fitness center. Let's just say my commitment to exercise was… sporadic. I mainly used the gym/fitness to take photos for the 'gram. I did love the foot bath.
Cleanliness and Safety – Feeling Safe (Especially with the Hand Sanitizer!):
Okay, this is where Villa Coco really shines. The cleanliness and safety protocols were seriously impressive. The daily disinfection in common areas was obvious, and I felt completely safe. The anti-viral cleaning products were a nice touch. The staff were wearing masks, and the staff trained in safety protocol were visible. There was even hand sanitizer everywhere. I felt like I was in a fortress of cleanliness. The room sanitization opt-out available, but I was happy to keep it.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter (and Some That Don't):
The concierge was super helpful, and the daily housekeeping was impeccable. The laundry service came in handy, and the luggage storage was useful. The car park [free of charge] was a bonus, though I mainly used taxis. The dry cleaning was great, but didn't get a chance to use it.
I did not use the babysitting service as I was on my own, but good to know it is available.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy (Mostly):
The airport transfer was seamless, and the taxi service was readily available. The car park [on-site] was convenient if you have a car, but I preferred the taxi service.
The Verdict – Worth It? (With a Few Caveats):
Overall? Yes, Villa Coco is worth it. Despite the occasional Wi-Fi woes, the stunning location, beautiful rooms, and excellent service more than make up for it. It's a place where you can truly relax, recharge, and escape the everyday grind.
But here's the honest truth: This isn't a perfect vacation. There were moments of frustration (that darn Wi-Fi!), moments of pure bliss (that view!), and moments of… well, let’s just say I ate a lot of lentils. But that's what makes it real. That's what makes it memorable.
My Final Recommendation:
Book it. Just be prepared to embrace the imperfections and enjoy the ride. And maybe bring a portable Wi-Fi hotspot, just in case. You won't regret it.
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Villa Coco: My Lanzarote Love-Hate Story (and Itinerary…ish)
Okay, let's be real. This isn't a meticulously crafted travel guide. This is me, battling jet lag, sand between my toes, and a serious existential crisis fueled by too much sunshine and lukewarm Sangria. This is Villa Coco, Playa Blanca, Lanzarote, seen through the slightly blurry eyes of a woman who probably shouldn't be trusted with a map, let alone a travel itinerary.
Pre-Trip: The Hype (and the Panic!)
Before we even landed in Lanzarote, the pressure was ON. Instagram was a relentless barrage of turquoise waters, volcanic landscapes, and impossibly tanned people. I'd spent weeks fantasizing about this trip – sun-drenched bliss, escaping the dreary London drizzle, the whole shebang. Then, two days before, I almost cancelled. Panic set in. Did I pack enough sunscreen? (Spoiler: No. Never enough.) Did I remember my passport? (Yes, thankfully.) Did I really want to spend a week with my sister, who, bless her heart, can be a walking, talking anxiety factory? (Also, yes, but with a healthy dose of trepidation.)
Day 1: Arrival, Sunburn, and the Great Fridge Disaster
- Morning (ish): Touchdown! Lanzarote airport is… small. Delightfully so. No endless corridors, just a quick dash through passport control and – BAM! – sunshine. The drive to Villa Coco was a sensory overload: black volcanic rock, blinding white houses, and a wind that threatened to rip my hair off my head. (I should have worn a hat. Rookie mistake.)
- Afternoon: Villa Coco itself. Gorgeous. Honestly, the photos online didn’t do it justice. Private pool, sun loungers, a view that made my jaw drop. I spent a solid hour just wandering around, muttering things like "This is paradise!" and "I can't believe I'm actually here!" Then, I promptly got a little too comfortable and spent an hour napping in the sun. This is where the sunburn happened. Ouch.
- Evening: The Great Fridge Disaster. We went to stock up on supplies, mostly essentials like wine, cheese, and enough snacks to feed a small army. Back at the villa… the fridge wasn’t working. Panic level: rising. After a frantic call to the villa management, we discovered the fuse had blown. Cue a frantic half-hour spent fumbling around with a fuse box, fueled by rapidly dwindling enthusiasm and a growing thirst. Success! Sort of. The fridge eventually hummed back to life, but the wine was lukewarm. Still, the cheese was good. And the sunset over the ocean? Utterly breathtaking.
Day 2: Timanfaya National Park - Volcanoes and Existential Dread
- Morning: The Timanfaya National Park. This place is bonkers. Seriously, Mars has nothing on Lanzarote. We drove through a landscape of solidified lava flows, craters, and volcanic cones. It's both incredibly beautiful and utterly alienating. I felt a strange mix of awe and… well, existential dread. Like, staring at these ancient volcanoes really makes you contemplate the insignificance of your own life. (Dramatic, I know, but the wind was howling, and I was feeling things.)
- Afternoon: The "demonstrations." They pour water into holes in the ground, and it erupts in a geyser of steam. They cook food on the heat of the volcano. It's all very impressive, but also felt a bit… touristy. Still, I ate the chicken. It was surprisingly good.
- Evening: Dinner in Playa Blanca. We wandered along the harbour, dodging hordes of other tourists. Found a restaurant that looked promising. Ordered paella. It arrived. It was… okay. Let's just say the paella in Spain is not always as amazing as you imagine. Still, the sangria was flowing, the sunset was gorgeous, and my sister (mostly) kept her anxieties at bay. It was a win, in my book.
Day 3: Papagayo Beaches - The Perfect Beach, the Imperfect Human
- Morning: Papagayo Beaches. Okay, this is what I came for. Seriously, the beaches here are postcard-perfect. Golden sand, turquoise water, dramatic cliffs. I spent hours swimming, sunbathing (carefully this time!), and just… existing. Pure bliss.
- Afternoon: This is where things got… interesting. Despite all the warnings, the heat, and my newfound respect for the sun, I still managed to burn the tops of my feet. And, being me, I spent far too long agonizing over the perfect Instagram shot. Which, of course, never materialized. Because, you know, life.
- Evening: A (failed) attempt at cooking dinner at the villa. Let's just say my culinary skills are… rudimentary. The salad was fine. The pasta? Not so much. We ended up ordering pizza. Pizza is always a good idea.
Day 4: The Search for Authentic Lanzarote (and a Lost Charger)
- Morning: We decided to venture off the beaten path. We drove inland, hoping to find a more "authentic" Lanzarote experience. We visited a small village, wandered around the local market, and tried to communicate with the locals (my Spanish is, shall we say, basic).
- Afternoon: Disaster struck. I lost my phone charger. Cue a frantic search of the villa, the car, and everywhere in between. Panic level: Maximum. I'm addicted to my phone, I know. But the thought of being completely disconnected filled me with a strange, unsettling dread.
- Evening: After an hour of fruitless searching (and a near-meltdown), I finally gave up. We went to a small, family-run restaurant. The food was delicious, the atmosphere was charming, and I almost forgot about my charger. Almost.
Day 5: La Geria Wine Region - Wine, Wind, and Whimsical Wonders
- Morning: The La Geria wine region. This is a landscape of undulating vineyards, craters, and low-lying stone walls that protect the vines from the wind. It’s stunning! The way they cultivate the grapes, digging down into the volcanic ash… pure genius.
- Afternoon: Wine tasting! We sampled some local wines. Some were good, some were… interesting. The wind was howling, the sun was beating down, and I was starting to feel a little tipsy.
- Evening: We stumbled upon a local fiesta. Music, dancing, and a whole lot of laughter. Even my sister relaxed and let loose. The atmosphere was infectious. We ate tapas, drank more wine, and danced until our feet hurt. This was the Lanzarote I'd been dreaming of.
Day 6: Back to the Beach (and the Charger!)
- Morning: Back to Papagayo. Because, why not? More swimming, more sunbathing, more blissful nothingness.
- Afternoon: The charger! I finally found it! Hidden in the depths of my suitcase, where it had been all along. Relief washed over me. I felt like I could conquer the world.
- Evening: A final dinner in Playa Blanca. We found a restaurant with live music. We ate, we drank, we danced. I looked at my sister, and I realized that despite the anxieties, the imperfections, and the near-meltdowns, we had actually had a pretty amazing week.
Day 7: Departure - Sadness, Sunburn, and a Promise
- Morning: Packing. The worst part of any holiday. Sunburn still throbbing, my head full of memories, and my suitcase overflowing with souvenirs and dirty laundry.
- Afternoon: The drive back to the airport. I looked back at Villa Coco, at the volcanic landscape, at the endless blue of the ocean. I felt a pang of sadness. I didn't want to leave.
- Evening: Flying home. Jet lag already kicking in. But already, I was starting to plan my return. Because despite the minor disasters, the sunburn, and the occasional existential crisis, Lanzarote had gotten under my skin. I left with a promise to come back, to explore more, to embrace the chaos, and to (hopefully) remember my hat. And maybe, just maybe, to learn a little more Spanish.
Escape to Paradise: Villa Coco Awaits - Your Questions (and My Ramblings) Answered!
Okay, so, what *actually* is Villa Coco? Is it just... a villa?
Alright, let's be real. "Villa Coco" sounds like something out of a travel brochure, doesn't it? Picture it: perfectly tanned people sipping cocktails, laughing, the turquoise ocean shimmering... Well, kinda. It's a proper villa, yeah. Big, with a pool (a REALLY important detail, as you'll soon see), and a view. But it's not just *any* villa. It's *Villa Coco*. And that, my friends, means... well, it means you might find a rogue gecko on the ceiling at 3 AM. (Don't worry, he's harmless... mostly.)
It's got the essentials: bedrooms, bathrooms (thank GOD for multiple bathrooms, trust me), a kitchen (where I nearly set the toaster on fire trying to make breakfast one morning – lesson learned: read the instructions!), and a living room. But it's the *vibe* that matters. It's supposed to be all breezy and relaxed, you know? Which it mostly is... except when you're battling a rogue wasp trying to join your sunset cocktail party. That's less breezy, more "run for your life and grab the bug spray!"
Is the pool *actually* as good as it looks in the photos? Because Instagram lies, people!
Okay, pool truth time. Listen, I'm a cynical, seen-it-all kinda traveler. I approach travel photos with the same skepticism I apply to politicians' promises. But... the pool at Villa Coco? It's… *almost* as good as the photos. Key word: *almost*. It's still stunning. Seriously. You can float in that thing for hours, just staring up at the sky. The water is the perfect temperature (most of the time... sometimes it feels a bit chilly, but that’s after a long day in the sun).
The only downside? Those pesky sun loungers. They're always in high demand. It's a ruthless game of "claim your lounger before the Germans do!" (Just kidding… mostly.) But seriously, get out there early if you want prime pool-side real estate. And pack a good book. And sunscreen. And maybe a cocktail. Okay, definitely a cocktail.
What’s the deal with the location? Is it easy to get around?
Location, location, location! Villa Coco is tucked away, which is a *huge* plus if you want peace and quiet. You're not right in the thick of the tourist madness, which is a blessing. But... that means you'll need a car. Seriously, unless you're planning on spending your entire vacation glued to the villa (which, let's be honest, isn’t the worst idea in the world), you'll want wheels.
Driving in Lanzarote is pretty easy, though. The roads are decent, and the scenery is gorgeous. Just be prepared for some roundabouts. Lots and lots of roundabouts. I got lost at least twice. Okay, maybe three times. But hey, getting lost is part of the adventure, right? It's how you discover hidden gems! (Or, you know, end up at a gas station desperately asking for directions.)
Food! What's the food situation like? Are there restaurants nearby?
Food! The most important question! There are restaurants within a reasonable driving distance. Some are amazing, some are… less so. Do your research, people! Read reviews! Don't just wander into the first place you see because you're starving. (I made that mistake. Once. Never again.)
The villa has a kitchen, which is a lifesaver. You can stock up on groceries and make your own meals. This is especially useful if you have picky eaters (like, say, a certain someone who refuses to eat anything green). And trust me, after a day of sun and swimming, you'll be craving a home-cooked meal. Or, you know, ordering pizza delivery. (They deliver. Bless them.)
Alright, let's be honest: what's the biggest "pain in the butt" about Villa Coco?
Okay, real talk time. Every place has its quirks. Villa Coco? The biggest pain in the butt… was probably the Wi-Fi. It's… let's just say it's not the speed of light. It’s more like the speed of a particularly lazy snail. If you’re planning on streaming Netflix, bring a book. Or, you know, embrace the digital detox. (Which, to be honest, is probably a good thing. You're on vacation! Get off your phone!)
And, I'm going to be honest, that gecko I mentioned earlier? He was a bit of a recurring character. He'd appear at the most inconvenient times. Like, right as you're trying to enjoy a romantic dinner on the patio. Or when you're trying to sleep. He's not *dangerous*, but he does make a little chirping noise that's impossible to ignore. So, bring earplugs. And maybe a gecko-repelling spray. (Just kidding... mostly.)
What's the single *best* memory you have of Villa Coco? Give me the good stuff!
Okay, the *best* memory? Hands down, it was that one evening. The sun was setting, painting the sky in these incredible shades of orange and pink. We'd spent the entire day lounging by the pool, reading, swimming, doing absolutely nothing. The air was warm, the breeze was gentle. We had grilled some fresh fish (that I, surprisingly, didn’t burn!) and were drinking local wine.
We were all just… laughing. Really, genuinely laughing. No phones, no work stress, just pure, unadulterated joy. Someone put on some music, and we ended up dancing under the stars. It was cheesy, it was perfect, and it was exactly what I needed. That moment? That's what Villa Coco is all about. It's about escaping, relaxing, and connecting with the people you're with. That, my friends, is the real paradise.
Would you go back? Be honest!
Honestly? Yes. Absolutely, without a doubt, yes. Even with the slow Wi-Fi, the occasional gecko, and the competitive sun lounger situation. Because the good stuff? The view, the pool, the sunsetsGlobetrotter Hotels
