Escape to Paradise: Dreamworld East Ortigas Hotel Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Dreamworld East Ortigas Hotel Awaits! - A Review That's Actually Real (and a Little Messy)
Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your average, sterile hotel review. This is me, spilling the tea (or maybe the complimentary coffee, which, by the way, was decent) on Dreamworld East Ortigas Hotel. I'm talking honest-to-goodness, warts-and-all observations. And let me tell you, after surviving a pandemic and the general chaos of life, I need a vacation vacation. So, let's see if Dreamworld East delivered on the "paradise" promise.
First Impressions & Getting There (Accessibility, Getting Around, Car Park - Oh My!)
Right off the bat, the location is… well, it's Ortigas. You're not exactly escaping to a secluded island. But, the airport transfer was smooth – a huge win after a grueling flight. They've got a car park [free of charge], which is a lifesaver in this city. And, hey, they even had a car power charging station. Fancy!
Accessibility: Now, I didn't personally need it, but I was paying attention. They do have facilities for disabled guests, which is a big thumbs up. I saw an elevator and seemed to be on a good level. I didn’t get a chance to check out the details of wheelchair accessibility, but I saw a few things and felt like it's worth a call to the hotel directly to clarify. They also mentioned something about facilities for disabled guests which is a good sign.
Check-in (and the Little Things That Matter)
Check-in/out [express] was a godsend. After all that travel, I wanted to be in my room, stat! They had a contactless check-in/out option, which is fantastic given… you know… the current global situation. The front desk [24-hour] is a plus. Knowing someone's there, no matter the hour, is comforting.
The Room: My Sanctuary (or Not?)
Okay, here's where things get interesting. My room was a non-smoking haven (thank goodness!), and it had air conditioning, which is crucial in the Philippines. I had a window that opens (fresh air, yes!), a desk to pretend to work at, and a coffee/tea maker (essential for my morning ritual). The free Wi-Fi was a huge plus, and it actually worked! They also have Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN. I appreciate the variety.
Available in all rooms: I loved the bathrobes and slippers, little touches that make a difference. I didn't need the interconnecting room(s) available, but it's a good option for families. They had a safe box and hair dryer, too.
Room quirks: I had a mirror and a reading light. Alarm clock, Blackout curtains, and a wake-up service were present. The mini bar was there, but I didn't touch it.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Factor
This is huge these days. Dreamworld East gets a lot of points here. They have anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. They also provide hand sanitizer everywhere. They have staff trained in safety protocol and provide individually-wrapped food options. I felt safe. The room sanitization opt-out available is also a good option.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking - Fueling the Escape
This is where my experience went from “pretty good” to “almost amazing.”
- Restaurants: They have a few restaurants, and the main one, where I had breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was a buffet. It was your standard fare, but the Asian breakfast options were actually quite good. They also had Western breakfast. They had a coffee shop and a poolside bar. I’m a fan. The poolside bar? That’s where the magic happened.
- The Poolside Bar Experience: I spent an entire afternoon at the pool, and let me tell you, it was pure bliss. I ordered a cocktail (a refreshing concoction with a ridiculously long name) and just… breathed. The Pool with view was fantastic. They also had happy hour which was a great surprise. The service was friendly, the atmosphere was relaxed, and for a few hours, I forgot all about deadlines and emails. I’m telling you, it was the closest thing to paradise I've felt in ages.
- Other Options: They have room service [24-hour]. I was too lazy to order food delivery, but it's an option. I saw Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant.
- The Little Things: They had a bottle of water in my room. They provide essential condiments.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Bliss (and a Few Imperfections)
Here's where Dreamworld East really shines.
- The Spa: The spa was a highlight. I went for a massage and it was divine. They also offer body scrub and body wrap. The sauna and steamroom were perfect for relaxing.
- The Pool: The swimming pool [outdoor] was clean and inviting. They have a pool with view.
- Fitness Center: They had a fitness center and gym/fitness. I did not check it out, but it was present.
- Other options: They have a foot bath. I am not sure if it’s open.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Let's Be Real)
No hotel is perfect, and Dreamworld East is no exception.
- The TV: The TV channels were a bit limited. I was hoping for more options, but I didn’t go to the hotel to watch TV.
- Food Delivery: I did not see food delivery options.
The Verdict: Worth the Escape?
Absolutely. Dreamworld East Ortigas Hotel is a solid choice. It's clean, safe, and offers a great range of amenities. The poolside bar is worth the price of admission alone. The spa is a luxurious treat. I felt relaxed, rejuvenated, and ready to face the world again.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL. Hotel Dreamworld East in Ortigas, Cainta? Oh honey, we're diving HEADFIRST. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and the unvarnished truth about my stay.
The Chaos Begins: Hotel Dreamworld East - My Personal Apocalypse (With Air Conditioning)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Questionable Chicken
1:00 PM: Arrival at the Gates of (Semi-)Paradise. Okay, "paradise" might be a stretch. The facade of Hotel Dreamworld East… well, let's just say it's seen better days. My first thought? "Did I accidentally book a set for a low-budget horror film?" My second thought? "At least the aircon better work." (Spoiler alert: it did, thank the heavens!) The check-in process was… efficient. The front desk lady looked like she'd seen a ghost, which, given the peeling paint, I completely understood.
1:30 PM: The Room Reveal - Hope Springs Eternal (Mostly). The room itself? Kinda clean. The bedspread looked like it had been through a minor war, but the sheets appeared fresh. The bathroom? Let's just say I didn't inspect the corners too closely. My biggest fear? Bed bugs. I did a thorough inspection, mostly because I'm a paranoid weirdo, and found… nothing. Success! Mostly.
2:00 PM: Hunger Strikes! (And the Search for Edible Food Begins). I ordered room service. BIG MISTAKE. I ordered the "Chicken Adobo." What arrived was… well, it looked like a chicken had been in a car accident, then cooked. The sauce was watery, the chicken was tough, and my taste buds wept. I ate most of it because I was starving, but let's just say it wasn't a culinary masterpiece. I'm still haunted by the memory.
3:00 PM: Poolside Debacle. Okay, the pool looked inviting. And the water felt okay. But the surrounding area… let's just say "sanitation" wasn't high on the priority list. I saw a stray dog sniffing around the sun loungers, which immediately killed my desire to sunbathe. I lasted about 15 minutes before retreating back to the relative safety of my room. I felt more like I was in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with chlorine.
4:00 PM: Naptime (and the Art of Denial). I needed a nap. A long, hard nap to recover from the chicken trauma and the pool trauma. I closed my eyes and pretended I was in a five-star hotel in Bali. It almost worked. Almost.
7:00 PM: Dinner at a Nearby Eatery (Escape!). Thank God for Grab! I ordered a ride and bolted! I found a decent restaurant nearby. The food was delicious. I ate so much, that I was sick for the next day.
9:00 PM: Back to the Room (Prepare for Battle). I returned to my room, heartened by the good food. The TV remote didn't work. I tried everything - new batteries, swearing at it, hitting it. Nothing. I gave up and went to sleep. This is the part where I start to fall in love with the place.
Day 2: Embracing the Absurd (And Maybe Finding Some Joy?)
8:00 AM: Breakfast (The Redemption?). The hotel breakfast was included, so I braced myself for the worst. Surprisingly, it wasn't terrible. There were eggs, toast, and some… let's call them "mystery meats." I ate a bit of everything, cautiously. It was edible, thankfully. I'm starting to grow on this place.
9:00 AM: The Gym (A Desperate Attempt at Redemption). Okay, "gym" is a generous term. It was more like a storage room with some rusty equipment. I tried to work out, but the lack of air conditioning and the general state of disrepair made it a losing battle. I lasted about 20 minutes before giving up and going back to my room.
10:00 AM: The Great Room Inspection (Again). I decided to do a deep clean of my room. I found a cockroach. I screamed. I killed it. I felt a strange sense of accomplishment.
11:00 AM: Swimming Pool (Take 2). This time I was more prepared. I had my own chair and a book. I actually managed to enjoy the pool, despite the questionable surroundings. I saw a couple of kids playing, and they seemed to be having a blast. I realized this place was what you made it. It wasn't perfect, but it was… okay.
12:00 PM: Lunch (I'm a Survivor!). I went back to the same restaurant I went to the other night. The food was still great. I started to believe in the place.
1:00 PM: The Beauty Salon (A Moment of Zen?). There was a beauty salon in the hotel. I wasn't expecting much. But the service was amazing. The woman who did my nails was so nice. I felt relaxed and happy.
2:00 PM: Naptime (The Sweetest Victory). I was so relaxed, that I went back to my room and took a nap. I slept so good.
6:00 PM: Dinner (I'm in Love). I went back to the restaurant. I ordered a pizza. It was great. I'm starting to love this place.
Day 3: Departure (With a Strange Affection)
8:00 AM: Breakfast (A Farewell Feast). The breakfast was decent. I actually enjoyed it.
9:00 AM: Check-out (Bittersweet). The checkout was quick. I said goodbye to the staff. They were nice, considering where they worked.
10:00 AM: Departure (I'll Be Back?!). As I left Hotel Dreamworld East, I realized that it wasn't the worst place in the world. It was flawed, yes, but it had a certain charm. It was an experience. And maybe, just maybe, I'll be back.
Escape to Paradise: Dreamworld East Ortigas Hotel Awaits! (And My Slightly Chaotic Thoughts on the Matter)
Okay, so... Dreamworld East. Is it REALLY paradise? Like, actual, flip-flops-and-sunshine-and-no-responsibilities paradise?
Alright, let's be honest, "paradise" is a *strong* word. I mean, I've seen paradise, okay? I've watched those travel shows where they're eating mangoes off the tree and the water is that perfect turquoise... This? This is… Dreamworld East. Think less "lost island" and more "weekend getaway with a pool and a slightly questionable buffet."
But here's the thing: it *can* be pretty darn good. It depends on your expectations. If you're expecting a flawless, Instagram-filtered experience, you might be disappointed. If you're expecting a chill time, some decent food, and a chance to escape the daily grind? Yeah, you're in the right ballpark. I went with my family last month, and let me tell you, it was a *journey*.
What's the vibe like? Is it all couples canoodling, or is there room for… a chaotic family like mine?
Okay, so the vibe… It's a mix. I saw everything from honeymooners whispering sweet nothings to families like mine, wrestling kids away from the pool edge (that was me, by the way. Multiple times. My kids are basically tiny, water-seeking missiles). There were also some folks who looked like they'd been there since the dawn of time, permanently stationed at the poolside bar. Good for them.
Honestly? It’s family-friendly, but not in that pristine, overly-manicured kind of way. It’s more… real life. There's noise, there's splashing, there's the occasional meltdown. You know, the good stuff. I'm pretty sure I heard a toddler wail for a solid half hour one afternoon. It felt… comforting, in a weird way. Like, "Yep, we're all in this together."
Let's talk about the rooms. Are they clean? Because I'm a bit of a germaphobe. (Don't judge!)
Alright, germaphobes, listen up. The rooms… they're *decently* clean. Let's put it that way. I'm not going to lie, I brought my own disinfecting wipes. I did a quick sweep of the surfaces when we got in. The bathroom was… functional. You know, it had a shower, a toilet, a sink. The bed? Comfortable enough. The air conditioning worked, which is a *major* win in the Philippines.
But, and this is a big but, don't expect the Four Seasons. This isn't a five-star experience. It's a comfortable, functional room to crash in after a day of swimming and questionable decisions at the buffet. My kids, bless their souls, managed to leave a trail of crumbs and discarded toys that would make a sanitation inspector weep. So, yeah, bring wipes. You'll thank me later.
The pool! Is it as glorious as it looks in the photos? Because those photos are ALWAYS lying.
The pool... okay, the pool is pretty good. It's the centerpiece, really. It's not *exactly* as glorious as the photos, but then again, what is? The lighting is always better in those photos, the water is always bluer… But the pool is a decent size, there's a kiddie pool (essential!), and the water felt clean. I mean, I didn’t get any weird skin rashes, and my kids survived, so that's a win in my book.
I spent, I’m not kidding, *hours* in that pool. My kids basically turned into fish. There were inflatables, there was splashing, there was the constant chorus of "Mom! Watch me!" (which, by the way, is the soundtrack to my life). The pool bar was within easy reach, which is crucial. My only complaint? It got a little crowded at peak times. But hey, that's the price you pay for a good pool, right?
And the food? Oh, the food. Is it edible? Because I've had some *experiences* with hotel buffets...
The buffet… Ah, the buffet. Okay, so, let's just be clear: it's not gourmet. It’s not going to win any Michelin stars. But, and this is important, it's *edible*. There's a decent variety. There's usually something for everyone. My kids, who are notoriously picky eaters, managed to find something they liked (mostly the fries). I had some pretty decent chicken adobo one night. The dessert selection was… well, let's just say it was there.
Here's my advice: lower your expectations. Go in with an open mind. Don't expect a culinary masterpiece. And for the love of all that is holy, don't overeat! I made that mistake the first night. I felt like I’d swallowed a small whale. Learn from my mistakes, people! Pace yourselves. And maybe bring some antacids. You know, just in case.
Are there activities? I don't want to just sit around and… well, sit around.
Yep, there are activities. The pool is the main event, of course. But there's also a game room (which my kids loved, even though they mostly just played on their phones), a playground, and sometimes they have live music at night (which, let's be honest, is usually a karaoke session). They also have a spa, but I didn't get a chance to try it because, you know, kids.
Honestly, the activities are… adequate. They're not going to blow your mind. But they provide some options. You can also just wander around, relax by the pool, or read a book (if you can find a quiet moment, which is a rare commodity when you're with kids). I spent most of my time chasing my kids around the pool, but that's an activity in itself, right?
Okay, spill the tea. What was the *worst* part? Be honest!
Alright, fine. I’ll spill. The worst part… Hmm. Okay, here it is: the check-in process. It was a *nightmare*. Seriously. It took forever. There was a long line. The staff seemed a little overwhelmed. My kids were screaming. I was sweating. It was a whole thing. It felt like we were stuck in a bureaucratic black hole of paperwork and slow computers.
I understand these things happen, but it was a truly unpleasant way to start the vacation. I'm pretty sure I aged a year during that wait. And let'sBest Hotels Blog
