Namibia's Hidden Gem: The Olive Exclusive All-Suite Hotel Awaits!
Namibia's Olive Exclusive: More Than Just a Hotel, It's a Whole Vibe (And They Get It Right!)
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the Amarula cream liqueur, which, let's be honest, is way more appropriate in Namibia) on The Olive Exclusive All-Suite Hotel. Forget your cookie-cutter resorts; this place is a vibe. And honestly? It's a vibe I needed. After weeks of… well, let's just say life… I craved escape. And boy, did I get it.
The Vibe Check: First Impressions & Accessibility (because, you know, life happens)
From the moment you arrive, it's different. The architecture is sleek, modern, but somehow still feels… Namibian. Think earthy tones, clean lines, and a sense of space that just breathes easy. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I’m not the most coordinated person (ask my travel companions about the time I tripped over a perfectly flat sidewalk in Paris). So, the accessibility was a HUGE win for me. The elevator is a godsend (especially after a long day of safaris!), and the paths were easy to navigate. I didn't specifically test for wheelchair accessibility (though I saw no immediate barriers), but the layout felt thoughtfully designed for everyone. Plus, the 24-hour front desk meant I could stumble in at any hour (jet lag, am I right?) and be greeted with a smile and a cool towel. Score!
Internet, Internet, Everywhere! (And a Rant About My Love/Hate Relationship)
Okay, let's talk internet. Because, let's be real, in this day and age, it's a lifeline. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a lifesaver, and it actually works. I mean, I could upload my Instagram stories without wanting to chuck my phone across the room. They also have Internet [LAN] and Internet services, which is good if you need to do some serious work. But let's be honest, I was there to escape work. Though I did appreciate having the option. And the Wi-Fi in public areas was strong, so I could sit by the pool and pretend to be productive (while secretly watching cat videos).
Things to Do (Beyond Just Existing in Beautiful Surroundings)
Okay, so the real question: what's there to do? Well, for starters, you can just be. The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning, and the Pool with a view is, well, exactly what it sounds like. I spent a good chunk of my time just floating, staring at the sky, and feeling my stress melt away.
Ways to Relax & Get Pampered (Because You Deserve It)
Now, for the good stuff. The Spa is an absolute must-do. I indulged in a Body scrub and a Massage, and let me tell you, it was pure bliss. I'm talking "almost-falling-asleep-mid-massage" levels of relaxation. They also have a Sauna, Steamroom, Gym/fitness, and even a Foot bath. Seriously, they've thought of everything. It was so good, I nearly booked a second massage right after the first. (Maybe I should have.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because Calories Don’t Count on Vacation…Right?)
Oh. My. Goodness. The food. The food is amazing. The restaurants offer a variety of options, from International cuisine in restaurant to Vegetarian restaurant choices. I highly recommend the Asian cuisine in restaurant – the flavors were incredible! They even have a Poolside bar, perfect for sipping cocktails while you soak up the sun. And the Breakfast [buffet]? Forget about it! I'm talking Breakfast service with everything you could possibly want, including a Western breakfast. (Because, let's face it, sometimes you just need bacon.) The Coffee/tea in restaurant was also top-notch. And the Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver on a particularly lazy afternoon. (Pro tip: order the chocolate cake. You won't regret it.)
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, Let's Be Real, That's Important)
In these times, safety is paramount. The Olive Exclusive gets it. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff are clearly trained in Staff trained in safety protocol. There's Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the whole place just feels… clean. The Rooms sanitized between stays, and they even offer a Room sanitization opt-out available if you prefer. It gave me serious peace of mind.
Rooms: The Sanctuary (Where You'll Want to Live)
Okay, so the rooms. They're not just rooms; they're suites. Seriously, you could live in these things. My suite had Air conditioning, a ridiculously comfortable Extra long bed, a Private bathroom with a Separate shower/bathtub, and a Balcony with a view. The Blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, and the Coffee/tea maker meant I could get my caffeine fix without leaving the room. They even have Bathrobes and Slippers! Pure luxury. The Free bottled water was a nice touch, and the Refrigerator was perfect for keeping my wine chilled. I seriously considered moving in permanently.
Services and Conveniences (Because They Think of Everything)
The Olive Exclusive offers a plethora of services. The Concierge was incredibly helpful with booking tours and giving recommendations. They have Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, and even Dry cleaning. There's a Gift/souvenir shop if you need to pick up something for the folks back home. They also have Car park [free of charge] and Airport transfer (which is a lifesaver after a long flight). Plus, the Facilities for disabled guests show they really care.
For the Kids (Because They Do, Even If You Don't Have Them)
While I didn't have any kids with me, I noticed they had Babysitting service and were definitely Family/child friendly.
The Anecdote That Seals the Deal: The Sunset That Made Me Cry (Almost)
One evening, I was sitting on my balcony, sipping a glass of South African wine (because, again, vibe), and watching the sunset. The sky exploded in a riot of colors – oranges, pinks, purples… it was the kind of sunset that makes you stop breathing for a moment. And in that moment, I realized I hadn't felt that relaxed, that at peace, in… well, in a long time. It was almost enough to make me cry. (Don't judge me, I'm an emotional person!)
The Imperfections (Because Even Paradise Has a Few Cracks)
Look, no place is perfect. The Wi-Fi, while generally good, did occasionally hiccup. And the service, while mostly impeccable, sometimes felt a tiny bit slow (but hey, I was on vacation, so who was I to complain?).
The Verdict: Book It. Now.
The Olive Exclusive isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. It's a place where you can truly unwind, recharge, and rediscover your inner peace (or at least, your inner cocktail enthusiast). It's the kind of place that stays with you long after you've left.
So, are you ready to escape?
Here's the deal:
Namibia's Hidden Gem: The Olive Exclusive All-Suite Hotel Awaits!
Experience the Ultimate Namibian Escape: Luxury, Relaxation, and Unforgettable Moments Await!
Imagine:
- Waking up in a spacious, beautifully designed suite with Air conditioning and a private balcony.
- Indulging in a rejuvenating Spa treatment, from a Body scrub to a relaxing Massage.
- Sipping cocktails at the Poolside bar while watching the stunning Namibian sunset.
- Savoring delicious meals at the restaurants, with options ranging from International cuisine to Asian cuisine.
- Feeling completely safe and secure with their commitment to Cleanliness and safety.
- Having everything at your fingertips, from Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! to a helpful Concierge.
Why Book Now?
- Exclusive Offer: Book your stay at The Olive Exclusive within the next month and receive a complimentary bottle of South African wine upon arrival and a voucher for a free spa treatment!
- Unforgettable Memories: Create memories that will last a lifetime in this truly unique and special place.
- Stress-Free Planning: Let us handle the details. Our team will assist you with everything from airport transfers to booking tours.
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Escape to Paradise: Tana Spring Resort, Chiang Rai's Hidden Gem
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're not just planning a trip, we're living one. This is the Olive Exclusive All-Suite Hotel in Windhoek, Namibia, and I'm about to spill the beans, the dust, and maybe a little bit of my own existential dread (because, travel, right?).
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Namibian Adjustment
- Morning (or what felt like morning after a 20-hour flight): Touchdown in Windhoek! The air is…different. Like, thinner, drier, and promising a whole lotta adventure. The airport is charmingly small, which is a relief after the concrete jungles I'm used to. Finding the Olive Exclusive transfer was…well, let's just say my internal GPS was doing interpretive dance. Finally, a friendly face with a sign, and into a surprisingly plush SUV.
- Afternoon: The Olive Exclusive – OH. MY. GOD. The hotel. Seriously. The pictures don't do it justice. It’s like someone took a minimalist design magazine and then said, "Let's add a touch of magic." My suite? Ginormous. The infinity pool beckons. I promptly collapse on the bed, fully clothed, and stare at the ceiling. This is going to be good.
- Evening: Sunset Cocktails and a Battle with the Mosquitoes: Okay, so the infinity pool did beckon, and I answered. The views are breathtaking. Absolutely breathtaking. I ordered a "Sunset Sensation" cocktail which tasted like liquid sunshine. Then, the mosquitoes arrived. They’re relentless. I’m talking full-on aerial assault. Sprayed myself with every ounce of repellent I could find. Still, a few bites. Damn. Dinner was at the hotel restaurant. The food was amazing – springbok, perfectly cooked. But the mosquito battle overshadowed the experience. I’m declaring war on these tiny, blood-sucking fiends.
Day 2: City Exploration and the Soul-Crushing Dust
- Morning: The Windhoek Wander: Decided to be a tourist. Visited Christuskirche (pretty, but my brain was still on "mosquito alert"), the National Museum (interesting, but I'm not sure I absorbed anything), and the Craft Centre (bought a ridiculously overpriced but beautiful piece of jewelry). Windhoek is…charming in a slightly dusty, slightly chaotic way. The traffic is a free-for-all. I almost got run over by a donkey cart. (Okay, maybe not, but it felt like it.)
- Afternoon: The Dust Bowl of My Existence: Seriously, Windhoek is dusty. I swear, the dust is in my hair, in my lungs, in my soul. I’m starting to look like a tumbleweed. I tried to buy a scarf to cover my face, but the shopkeeper looked at me like I was insane. Apparently, the dust is just…part of the charm. I’m not charmed. I'm itchy.
- Evening: Back to the Haven: Thank GOD for the Olive Exclusive. Back at the hotel, a long, hot shower. Bliss. Dinner at the hotel again. This time, I'm armed with industrial-strength bug spray. Victory! (Sort of. I think I inhaled half the can.) The food was again, fantastic. I'm starting to think I could live on the food at this hotel.
Day 3: The Etosha Safari - My First Game Drive (and possibly, a near-death experience)
- Morning: The Etosha Bound: Early start. We are off on safari today! I am SO excited. I've dreamt of seeing lions and elephants since I was a kid. The drive is long, but the scenery is stunning. Vast, empty plains, dramatic mountains. Namibia is a visual feast.
- Afternoon: The Safari - OMG, Animals!! Etosha National Park. The animals. Wow. Just…wow. Zebras, giraffes, elephants, lions (yes, LIONS!), rhinos. It’s surreal. I spent half the time with my mouth agape and the other half frantically snapping photos. We got up close to a pride of lions. They were majestic, regal, and utterly terrifying. I'm pretty sure my heart stopped for a second. My guide, bless his heart, kept saying, "Don't worry, they're used to the vehicles." Right. As if that made me feel any better.
- Evening: The Post-Safari Existential Crisis: Back at the Olive Exclusive, exhausted but exhilarated. The sheer scale of the experience is overwhelming. I’m questioning everything. My life choices. My ability to operate a camera. My sanity. I need a drink. Another "Sunset Sensation," perhaps? Maybe two. And a long, hot bath. And to never, ever, ever get out of the hotel again.
Day 4: The Great Retreat and the Art of Doing Nothing
- Morning: The Spa Day: After yesterday's safari, my muscles are screaming. Time for the hotel spa. A massage, a facial, a whole lot of pampering. I emerge feeling like a new woman. Or at least, a slightly less dusty one.
- Afternoon: Poolside Perfection: I spent the entire afternoon by the pool, reading, sipping cocktails, and trying to decide if I should ever leave. The answer, for now, is a resounding "no." The sun, the view, the peace…it's all perfect.
- Evening: Dinner and the Reflective Mood: Another delicious dinner at the hotel. This time, I ordered everything on the menu. Okay, maybe not everything, but close. I'm starting to feel a little…sad that this trip is coming to an end. Namibia has gotten under my skin. I'm already plotting my return.
Day 5: Departure - Farewell to the Dust (and the Elephants)
- Morning: One Last Breakfast and the Packing Purgatory: One last delicious breakfast at the hotel. I'm going to miss the food. Packing is a nightmare. How do you pack all the dust? And the memories? And the feeling of absolute awe?
- Afternoon: Farewell, Namibia: Back to the airport. The flight is long. I spend the entire journey lost in thought, replaying the safari, the sunsets, the sheer, unadulterated beauty of it all.
- Evening: Home (and the Post-Travel Blues): Home. Back to reality. But Namibia…Namibia will always be with me. The dust, the animals, the silence, the sheer, overwhelming vastness of it all. I can't wait to go back. And next time, I’m bringing a hazmat suit for the dust. And maybe a flamethrower for the mosquitoes. Just kidding… mostly.
Namibia's Olive Exclusive: You *Need* to Know (Seriously)
Okay, Okay, Olive Exclusive... What *is* it? Is it just another fancy hotel?
Alright, let's be real. "Fancy hotel" doesn't *begin* to cover it. Think of it as... well, imagine your ultra-stylish, ridiculously well-off aunt's (the one with the amazing taste and a secret stash of champagne) holiday home, but in the middle of Windhoek, Namibia. It's all suites, all swank, all…olive-y. (Hence the name, duh!). It's a collection of little havens. And, yeah, it’s fancy, but not in a stuffy, "don't-breathe-too-loudly" kind of way. It's fancy in a "kick-off-your-boots-and-drink-wine-on-the-balcony-while-watching-the-sunset" kind of way. You know? That's what I was after.
Seriously, the suites? What are they *actually* like? Because hotel photos are always… optimistic.
Okay, buckle up, because the suites are AMAZING. I'm talking serious space. Like, wander-around-lost-for-a-minute-before-finding-the-bathroom space. Think huge beds, a fireplace (yes, even in Namibia!), a living area, and a balcony that practically begs you to chill. The decor is… well, it's *olive*-y. But not in a cheesy, "we-painted-everything-green" way. It's sophisticated, earthy, with tons of natural light. I remember walking in and just… sighing. Like, a proper, "ahhhhh, I'm finally on holiday and I'm not in a cramped hotel room" sigh. The bathroom? Forget about it. Huge tub, walk-in shower… basically, a spa in your own suite. I think I spent a whole afternoon just *in* the bathtub, reading. Perfection.
Food! Is the food any good? Because I'm a foodie, and mediocre food is a dealbreaker.
Oh, honey, the food is *divine*. I'm a proper foodie, too, and I left with zero complaints (and a slightly expanded waistline, if I'm being honest). Breakfast? Forget the buffet. It's all à la carte, and the choices are incredible. I had the eggs Benedict every single day. Don't judge me! Dinner? The menu changes, but it's always fresh, creative, and utterly delicious. They use local ingredients, and the presentation is gorgeous. I remember one night, I had this incredible lamb shank that just… melted in my mouth. I nearly licked the plate clean. The wine list is extensive, and the staff is incredibly knowledgeable about the pairings. Worth. Every. Penny. Seriously.
Okay, okay, sounds good. But Windhoek? Is there *anything* to do there besides hang out in the hotel?
Look, Windhoek isn't exactly Paris. But yes, there's stuff to do! The Olive Exclusive is a good base for exploring the city. You can visit the Christuskirche (a beautiful church), check out the National Museum of Namibia, or wander around the craft markets. But, honestly? I spent most of my time just relaxing at the hotel. After a day of exploring, I was totally content to lounge by the pool, read a book, and sip cocktails. There's a certain magic to that, you know? The staff can also help you arrange day trips to nearby attractions or even further afield. I didn't do any of these, but I heard they're great. I was very happy where I was.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Do they actually *care*?
The staff are… phenomenal. Seriously. They're genuinely friendly, helpful, and they go above and beyond to make you feel welcome. It's not just polite service; it's a feeling that they actually *care* about your experience. They remember your name, your coffee order, and the little things that make your stay special. I had a minor issue with the air conditioning one night (it's Namibia, after all – things happen!), and they had it fixed within minutes. And the smiles! Everyone smiles! It's infectious. I'm a cynical person, and even I couldn't help but feel… well, pampered. They really do make it feel like a home.
Is there a spa? Because… yes, please.
Yes! There is a spa! And it's… amazing. I had a massage that was so good, I nearly fell asleep on the table (in a good way!). The treatments are luxurious, the atmosphere is serene, and you'll leave feeling completely relaxed and rejuvenated. I highly recommend the full body massage, but really, treat yourself to whatever you fancy. You deserve it! I'm not usually a spa person, but this one… this one converted me.
Any downsides? Be honest!
Okay, okay, here's the deal. It *is* pricey. Let’s not sugarcoat it. It’s a splurge. But honestly? You're paying for the experience, the service, the sheer luxury. And you get what you pay for. Maybe, if I'm being super picky, the Wi-Fi wasn’t lightning-fast, but honestly, I didn't care. I was there to disconnect, not to stream Netflix (though I did sneak in a quick binge-watch of something one rainy afternoon). Oh! And the location, while central, is in a residential area. Which means, it's quiet, but you're not right in the middle of the action. You have to walk a little, or get a taxi. But again, this is a *tiny* price to pay for the overall experience.
Would you go back?
In a heartbeat. Seriously. I'm already planning my return. It was the perfect escape, a true oasis of calm and luxury. It's the kind of place that stays with you long after you've left. I'm still dreaming of those eggs Benedict… and that bathtub… and that lamb shank… Just go. You won't regret it. Just… save up first. Trust me. It's worth it. Book it now! Before I do!
