Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Soontree House Hotel, Udon Thani
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the shimmering, slightly-too-perfect world of the Soontree House Hotel in Udon Thani. Forget those pristine, perfectly-filtered travel blogs – this is going to be real. I'm talking the good, the bad, the slightly-suspicious-but-hey-we're-on-vacation.
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Soontree House Hotel, Udon Thani – A Review (With a Side of Chaos)
First things first: Accessibility. Now, I don’t need a wheelchair, but I appreciate a place that thinks about it. Soontree House gets points for having… wait for it… Elevators! (Yes, I cheered. Sometimes, the little things matter.) And there's a lot of stuff listed on the site, like "Facilities for disabled guests", so that's good. We are starting off strong.
Rooms and Amenities: The "Ooh La La" Factor
Alright, let's talk rooms. They’re listed as non-smoking, which is a HUGE win in my book. I hate that lingering cigarette smell. And the fact that they have Air Conditioning and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!? Thank the travel gods. That’s non-negotiable for me. I need to Instagram my breakfast, obviously.
- Available in all rooms: Okay, so the list is long, and I haven't tested every single thing, but it sounds like a good set of amenities. Additional toilet? YES, PLEASE. Air conditioning? Duh. Alarm clock? Fine, I'll use it. Bathrobes? Score! I live in a bathrobe at home, so this is a good sign. Blackout curtains? Necessary. Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Free bottled water? Yes, yes, and YES. I'm already feeling a little pampered. Hair dryer, Ironing facilities and Laptop workspace are all things I appreciate. On-demand movies? Sold! Refrigerator? Crucial for my late-night snack stash. Satellite/cable channels? Okay, I might actually watch TV. Slippers? That's the kind of detail that makes me feel like I'm actually staying somewhere nice. Wi-Fi [free]? Winning.
I'm also checking out the Internet access – wireless – because I need to be able to upload my pictures. It seems they also have Internet access – LAN for a more stable connection and that is useful, if you are into that thing.
The Spa, Oh My Goodness, the Spa! (And the Slightly Awkward Body Scrub)
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. The Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, and Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yes, yes, and YES. I'm a sucker for a good dip. But the Body scrub? I'm a little… hesitant. I mean, I've seen those Instagram posts. The ones where you're covered in mud and looking like a lost alien. But hey, when in Udon Thani, right?
- Anecdote: I went for the body scrub. It was… intense. The woman giving it to me was very thorough. Let's just say I'm pretty sure I have a whole new layer of skin now. I did feel amazing afterward, though. Like, ridiculously relaxed. Worth it? Maybe. Slightly mortifying? Absolutely.
Then, the Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage. Yeah, I'm going to need all of those after the body scrub. And a stiff drink.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Relaxation
This is where a hotel can really win me over. Restaurants, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Snack bar – my kind of place! The fact they have Room service [24-hour] is a serious game-changer. Because, let's be honest, sometimes you just want to order a burger at 3 am.
- Opinion: They claim to have Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant and that's amazing. I like variety.
The Breakfast [buffet] sounds promising, and it is listed as serving Asian breakfast, Western breakfast. I'm all about the Coffee/tea in restaurant. Happy hour? Consider me there. I also appreciate the small touches, like the Bottle of water.
Cleanliness and Safety: Can I Actually Breathe?
Okay, this is HUGE right now. They are listing Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. That's a lot. It sounds like they're taking it seriously.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras
Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage… They really do think of everything.
For the Kids (and the Big Kids at Heart)
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. Okay, I don't have kids, but it's nice to know they're catering to families.
Getting Around: The Essentials
Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Taxi service. Easy peasy.
Things to Do (Besides Lounging by the Pool)
Honestly, I was so busy relaxing, I didn't do much else. But I did see they have Audio-visual equipment for special events, Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, Seminars.
The Quirks and the Imperfections:
Okay, let's be real. Every place has its quirks. I didn't notice anything majorly wrong, but… the lighting in my room was a little…moody. Like, maybe too moody. And the air conditioning was a tad loud. But hey, I'm nitpicking.
Overall Impression: Would I Go Back?
Yes. Absolutely, yes. The Soontree House Hotel is a solid choice for a relaxing getaway. It has everything you need, the staff is friendly, and the spa… well, the spa is an experience. Just be prepared for that body scrub!
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Escape to Paradise: Portopalo Suite, Your Sicilian Dream Awaits
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-planned travel itinerary. This is a Soontree House Hotel Udon Thani experience, unfiltered, chaotic, and probably involving more Chang beer than I'd like to admit. Let's get messy, shall we?
The Soontree House Shenanigans - Udon Thani, Thailand: A Semi-Organized Chaos
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mosquito Massacre (and Pad Thai Dreams)
Morning (or…when I finally drag myself out of bed): Landed in Udon Thani. Airport was surprisingly efficient – unlike me at this hour. Jet lag's a beast. Found a tuk-tuk driver who swore he knew the way to Soontree House. I swear, every tuk-tuk driver in Thailand "knows the way." We zigged, we zagged, we probably circled the same block three times. Finally, finally there.
First Impressions: Soontree House is… charming. In a slightly-falling-apart-but-trying-really-hard kind of way. Think faded colonial vibes meets slightly-dodgy-plumbing. The staff are sweet. I swear, they smiled at me even when I was probably looking like a sleep-deprived zombie. My room? Let's just say the air conditioning is a suggestion.
Afternoon: The Mosquito Wars Begin: Unpacked, which involved a frantic search for bug spray. Let's just say I'm more attractive to mosquitoes than a honey pot is to a bear. I swear, they were waiting for me. Got the spray, sprayed myself, and declared war.
Late Afternoon/Evening: Pad Thai Redemption: Wandered out in search of food. Found a little street stall that smelled like heaven and was filled with locals. Ordered pad thai, which was, hands down, the best pad thai I've ever had. Seriously, the noodles were perfect, the peanuts were crunchy, and the chili flakes… well, let's just say I learned the meaning of "spicy" in Thai. Walked back to Soontree House, slightly delirious with happiness and mosquito bites. Crashed.
Day 2: Temples, Tea, and the Quest for a Decent Coffee (and a Meltdown or Two)
Morning: Temple Time (and a Near-Disaster): Attempted a "cultural experience." Visited Wat Phothisomphon. Beautiful temple, seriously. The gold, the statues, the serenity… all very impressive. Almost tripped over a stray dog and face-planted right in front of a monk. Mortifying. Recovered with a deep breath and a silent prayer to the travel gods.
Mid-Morning: Tea and Regret: Found a cute little café and ordered iced tea. It was… okay. Not the best, not the worst. Spent an hour people-watching, which is one of my favorite pastimes. Noticed that I'm starting to sweat a lot. This humidity is brutal.
Lunch & The Coffee Crisis: Decided I needed a coffee intervention. The hotel coffee situation is… bleak. Found a cafe with a barista who looked promising. Ordered a latte. It was… terrible. Bitter, weak, and tasted vaguely of burnt rubber. Cue the inner meltdown. Briefly considered crying in the street.
Afternoon: The Massage That Saved My Soul: Booked a Thai massage. Best decision ever. The masseuse was a tiny woman with the strength of ten men. She worked out every knot, every ache, every bit of travel-induced tension. Emerged feeling like a limp noodle, but a happy one.
Evening: Night Market Adventures (and Spicy Food Round Two): Hit up the Udon Thani night market. Sensory overload in the best way possible. So many smells, so many sights, so much delicious street food. Ate more pad thai (of course), some grilled skewers, and a mango sticky rice that nearly brought me to tears (in a good way).
Day 3: The Red Lotus Sea (and a Moment of Pure, Unadulterated Joy)
Early Morning: The Red Lotus Sea - The Actual Highlight: Okay, this. This was worth the trip alone. Woke up before sunrise (a feat), and took a taxi to the Red Lotus Sea (Talay Bua Daeng). We went in a long-tail boat. The sun was just peeking over the horizon, painting the sky in shades of pink and orange. And then… the lotus flowers. Millions of them, in every shade of red and pink imaginable. It was… breathtaking. I just sat there, speechless, surrounded by beauty. My inner cynic was completely silenced. For a few glorious hours, I just was. This single experience made the entire trip worthwhile. It was pure, unadulterated joy.
Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Post-Lotus Bliss & a Misunderstanding: Back to the hotel, still buzzing from the lotus experience. Tried to order a fruit shake from the hotel restaurant. I think I accidentally ordered a banana-and-chili smoothie. My limited Thai skills are a constant source of amusement (and occasional culinary disasters).
Late Afternoon: Poolside Relaxation and Reflection: Soaked up the afternoon in the hotel pool. It was refreshing, and a welcome relief from the heat. Spent some time reflecting on the trip so far. Realized I’m embracing the chaos.
Evening: Farewell Dinner and a Bittersweet Feeling: Had a final dinner in Udon Thani. Ate more delicious food. Started thinking about going home. Feeling a little bittersweet. It's been a journey.
Day 4: Departure (and a Promise to Return…Eventually)
- Morning: Checked out of Soontree House. Said goodbye to the lovely staff. Promised myself I’d learn more Thai before I came back (yeah, right).
- Departure: Back to the airport. Boarded the plane. Looking forward to home but also… missing Thailand already.
Final Thoughts:
Soontree House wasn't perfect. It had its quirks. The air conditioning was questionable. The coffee situation was tragic. But it was charming, it was comfortable, and it was a base. Udon Thani wasn't the most glamorous place in the world, but it was real. It was authentic. And it was filled with moments – both big and small – that I’ll cherish. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I recommend it to everyone? Maybe not. But if you're looking for a genuine Thai experience, with all the messiness and magic that entails, then Soontree House and Udon Thani might just be your cup of (terrible) coffee. And believe me, that Red Lotus Sea? That's worth the entire journey. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy some mosquito repellent… and maybe book another trip.
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Okay, so, Soontree House… Is it *really* as luxurious as they say? Like, is it worth the hype (and the price tag, which, let's be honest, is a *little* gasp-inducing)?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. "Luxury" is a slippery word. For some, it's a fluffy robe and a minibar full of tiny chocolates. For me? It's a clean bathroom and a decent cup of coffee. Soontree House… well, it *tries* to be luxurious. The lobby? Stunning. Seriously, I walked in and nearly tripped over my own jaw. Think gleaming marble, enormous flower arrangements, and a staff that practically levitates with politeness. But…and there's always a "but," isn't there? The rooms are *nice*, don't get me wrong. Big beds, fancy toiletries, that whole shebang. But the "luxury" vibe felt… manufactured, if that makes sense. Like they'd read a manual on "How to Be Luxurious" and followed it to the letter. It lacked a certain *je ne sais quoi*. Still, I'd say it's a solid "pretty darn good" on the luxury scale. Just don't expect to be whisked away to a different dimension of opulence. Unless, of course, you *really* love a good marble floor.
The pool. Is the pool *the* thing? Because, photos, you know, they lie.
The pool... now *that* is a story. The photos? They don't lie in this case. It's gorgeous. Infinity edge, sparkling water, the whole shebang. And yes, I spent a significant portion of my time there. Let me tell you, after a day of dodging tuk-tuks and navigating the Udon Thani markets, that pool was pure, unadulterated bliss. I even saw a couple of, shall we say, *enthusiastic* swimmers doing laps. One nearly took out a sunbather with a rogue backstroke. But hey, that's life, right? The pool itself, though? Perfection. Except… and this is a minor quibble… the sun loungers could have been a *smidge* comfier. My back felt like I'd been doing interpretive dance with a concrete block by the end of the afternoon. But overall? Pool = win. Highly recommended for serious chill time. Just watch out for the backstrokers.
What about the food? I'm a foodie. Is the restaurant any good, or should I just Uber Eats it?
Okay, the food. This is where things get a little… complicated. The restaurant is… fine. It's not terrible. It's not *amazing*. It's… serviceable. The breakfast buffet was a highlight, I'll give them that. Fresh fruit, omelet station, the usual suspects. But dinner? I ordered the Pad Thai. It was… edible. Bland, even. And the service… well, it was polite, but a bit slow. I swear, I aged a year waiting for my water to arrive. I ended up sneaking in some street food from a nearby vendor - the best decision I made all trip. Seriously, don't be afraid to venture out. Udon Thani has some incredible food, and you'd be doing yourself a disservice to stay cooped up in the hotel. The restaurant is good for convenience, but if you're a true foodie, explore! Trust me. Your taste buds (and your stomach) will thank you.
The staff! Are they as ridiculously helpful as everyone says? Because sometimes, "helpful" translates to "overbearing," and I'm not about that life.
The staff. Oh, the staff. They're… *intense*. Seriously, they're like a well-oiled machine of politeness. They practically anticipate your every need. Want a towel? They're already there. Need directions? They'll walk you to the destination. It's impressive, really. But sometimes, it felt a little… suffocating. Like I couldn't scratch my nose without someone offering me a tissue. I'm a fairly independent traveler, and I sometimes just want to wander and get lost (literally and figuratively). So, yes, they're helpful. Perhaps *too* helpful for my liking. But hey, better than rude, I suppose. Just be prepared to be pampered, whether you want to be or not.
Okay, let's get down to brass tacks. Would you stay there again? Be honest!
Alright, the big question. Would I stay at Soontree House again? That's a tough one. Part of me, the part that craves a comfortable bed and a beautiful pool, says YES. The other part, the one that thrives on adventure and craves authentic experiences, says… maybe not. It's a lovely hotel, no doubt. Clean, comfortable, and the staff is impeccable. But it lacks a certain spark, a certain… soul. It felt a little generic, a little *too* polished. I think I’d prefer a smaller, more characterful place, even if it meant sacrificing a few of the luxuries. So, the answer is… it depends. If you want a safe, comfortable, and visually stunning experience, then absolutely. But if you're looking for something truly memorable, something that screams "Udon Thani," you might want to keep looking. Me? I'm still on the fence. The pool was *really* good, though…
Anything else I should know? Secret tips? Hidden gems? The dirt? Spill it!
Okay, okay, here's the dirt. Firstly, the Wi-Fi can be a bit patchy. Bring a good book (or download a bunch of Netflix episodes). Secondly, the air conditioning is *intense*. Pack a sweater, even in the heat of Thailand. Thirdly… and this is a big one… don't be afraid to explore outside the hotel. Udon Thani is a vibrant city, and you'll miss out on some incredible experiences if you stay cooped up in your luxurious bubble. Go to the Night Market! Try the local food stalls! Get lost in the temples! And finally, tip the staff generously. They deserve it. And maybe, just *maybe*, sneak a few extra towels for the pool. Just sayin'. Oh, and one more thing... the massage place across the street? Avoid. Just trust me on that one. Go for a massage *inside* the hotel. Much safer. And more relaxing. You're welcome.
